Monday, February 20, 2012

Book Review 2 - Revenge of the Killer Book Review


Towards the end of last year I went into a book buying frenzy.

To be fair a lot of them were Christmas presents. But I have realised that a lot of them are also language based. Books on Classical Sanskrit and Ancient Greek. Books in Welsh and Scottish Gaelic to help me practice translation. I have, in fact, lost my love of reading fiction, or indeed reading anything that isn’t language related. So in an effort to rekindle this passion, and as I follow up to my first lot of book reviews that I published last year, I thought I would take another look at some more of the best and the worst books I have come across.

The Best
Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding
Bridget Jones is single, approaching thirty and working in a publishing house. She is dissatisfied with her job, tired of people asking her when she’s going to get married and being set up by her ‘smug-married’ friends, and she has a hopeless crush on her attractive but sleazy boss; Daniel Cleaver.  Her life revolves around her friends, her sporadic efforts to lose weight and give up smoking, and her endless quest for love and commitment.

It is a bit worrying, as a young man aged in his 20’s, to realise that I am Bridget Jones. Apart from the smoking. But then, isn’t there a little bit of Bridget Jones in all of us? Don’t we all obsessively check our answering machines? Don’t we all secretly want that special someone in our lives? Don’t we all worry about how we look and how we are seen by those around us?

For me it is very comforting to know that there are people out there who can be just as insecure as me, even if they are fictional. But then, Bridget Jones is one of the most lifelike characters I have ever come across. I reread this book often, and every time it feels like catching up with an old friend (even if she does the same thing every time I read it). Seeing snapshots of her life – her hopes, her dreams, her loves, her highs and her lows – creates an intimate portrait of what it is to be human. Life can be tough and unfair, but somehow we all muddle through. That, in some ways, is half the fun of being alive.

The book never loses its charm for me. At some points Bridget’s neuroticism can be a bit trying. She can be very whingey and whiny (but then she is English), and on occasions you just get the urge to slap her and shout ‘for the love of God, GET OVER IT’. But as with any good friend we find the strength to stick by her through her low points, no matter how tough. Perhaps without these moments the book would not have the same believability?

This book also scores points for the character of Bridget’s affectionate but technically insane mother. Reading about her exploits, I suddenly realise how sane and normal my own family is. From her hopelessness with technology (leaving messages on Bridget’s answering machine which simply say ‘Bridget Jones’ mother’) to her affair forays into T.V. journalism, she is a constant source of entertainment.

I must read for any fan of Pride and Prejudice.

The Canterbury Tales – Geoffrey Chaucer
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking ‘dear God, why? Why would anyone willingly read the Canterbury Tales?’ It probably doesn’t help to say I read the original, not the translation. So yes, I willingly submitted myself to 900 pages of Middle English poetry. But despite the two years it took me to actually get through it, it was well worth it.

Middle English is such a beautiful language, and it’s made to be read aloud. I found myself one summer holiday sitting in front of my onsite van on the south coast reading out passages to myself; ‘A good wife was thereof beside Bath; but she was somedeal deaf, and that was scath’. I was so engrossed that I didn’t notice the passers-by giving me strange looks.

But enough about my weird obsession with language.

I found the tales completely engrossing. I’m the sort of person who loves sitting by the fire and being told stories. I love fairy tales and folk tales and tales of ancient times. So this book was perfect for me. For those who don’t know the setup of the story, a group of travellers decide to set out for a pilgrimage from Southwark, London, to Canterbury. To keep themselves entertained, the Host decides that each of the travellers must tell a tale to the whole company. Chaucer travels amongst them as an observer.

Some of the tales are hard to get through. The tale Chaucer tells to the company, The Tale of Melibee, is one of the few tales written in prose, and is quite lengthy. It is good that Chaucer attempted to use different writing styles to break up his work, but once I got into the rhythm of his poetry it was hard to get out of and it made this tale difficult to get into. Likewise, the Parson’s Tale is very heavy going – 80 pages of Middle English prose on the nature of sin. Give me fire and brimstone and pitchfork-wielding demons - just don’t make me read that again! However, the sense of achievement when I reached the end made everything worthwhile.

Some of the tales speak about love. Some about religion. Some of revenge. Some about adventure. The variety of tales and the differences in length and genre make for an interesting read.

If you get the chance to even read one of the shorter tales in the original language, I encourage you to do so.

The Worst
Snow Falling on Cedars – Gutterson
Many years ago I watched Snow Falling on Cedars.  I had heard of it before. Several of the English classes in my high school had studied the book over the years, and many of the classrooms sported reviews and assignments on it. So one day, on a whim, my parents and I hired the move. The story, one of racism and intolerance, justice and mystery, immediately drew me in. There was an atmosphere about it which I found completely fascinating.

I became adamant to find myself a copy of the book. I generally believe that the book is always better than the movie, and I just had to read it. I began searching high and low for it; keeping my eye out in every second hand book store I entered. Finally, after a long search, I found myself a decent copy, took it to a quiet corner of my house and began to read.

Oh dear.

Gutterson is a decent writer. The story is moving, inspiring and poignant. But unfortunately he isn’t a very good story teller. There is one thing about his writing style which really gets to me. Every time he introduces a new character, he goes through their entire history. Where they were born. Where they grew up. Where they went to school. Their first job. Their wife and children. And not just that. He then goes on to tell us who their parents were. Where they were born.  Where they went to school. Etc. But wait… there’s more! He then goes on to do exactly the same thing with their parents.

A third of the way through the book and I was shaking it screaming ‘Get on with it!’. I mean, seriously; hasn’t he heard the saying less is more? It’s all well and good to have a back story to your characters; they become more real in the author’s mind and are thus truer to life on the page. But we don’t need to know all the details. Keep them to yourself!

Had he limited this practice the book would have been half the length. It interrupted the flow of the narrative and detracted from the storyline. If it hadn’t been for that, this book would have made the best list.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day

Well, it has been almost a month since my last post. My aims of writing two posts a week has really gone down the drain. As usual I have been distracted - Irish lessons, Sailor Moon in Japanese, flooding and general laziness.

So to make up for the lack of communication on here, I'm posting an article which I had published today on samesame.com.au. Enjoy. Happy Valentine's Day <3

On Valentine's Day - What is love?
Valentine’s Day is upon us. Today’s the day to express our love for another.

Perhaps you have a long term partner with whom you want to celebrate many happy years together. Perhaps you’re in a new relationship and you want to celebrate the promise of years to come. Maybe there is someone who you’ve always wanted to express your feelings for, and the time has come to do so.

It annoys me that sometimes I hear people say that two men or two women can’t truly be in love. They are mistaken. Gay love can be as passionate, as deep and as varied as any other type of love.

To demonstrate this, I asked a few members of the GLBT community about love, romance and relationships.
Here’s what they had to say:



What is love?
I think it’s a feeling. It’s the feeling you get when you look at that special someone; the warmness in your heart and the butterflies you get in your stomach. A person – boy OR girl – who makes you smile and has the ability to make you feel all of these things.
April, 19 – NSW

I guess that it’s an overwhelming feeling of connection with another person. A feeling that out of the 7 billion people on this planet you have found the one person you’re meant to be with; who is perfect for you and you are perfect for them. This is a person that you would do ANYTHING for, even risking your life for theirs, just for the sake of putting a smile on their face. You want to spend every moment of every day for the rest of your life with this person. However I think the degree of love you feel for a person will differ every time you fall in love, I also think there are different ‘degrees’ of love. I’ve only been in love twice, and they were very different feelings.
Luke, 23 – QLD

Love – all-consuming love – is where another person consumes your thoughts and actions. An involuntary chemical alteration to the brain. And until people experience that, they don’t know or understand what love is. Until then, people think that love is either a silly romantic notion, or is about lust plus compatibility. Because I think real love is an involuntary brain thing; it will always be, through the annals of time and regardless of sexuality or gender. It’s something that has never and is never going to change.
Irene, 56 – VIC



What do you think draws two people together?
At first is seems to be a visual and instant physical attraction, then you soon work out how well you get on together and real romantic speaks start flying. It may not be about having things in common – opposites can attract.
Michael, 32 – NSW

To meet someone, apart from a set-up date, is purely random so timing and chance are major factors. Once they’ve met, I think it’s just about the little things that they have developed over time; their own nuances. Even silence can be intriguing to the right person. There has to be empathy or, at the very least, there has to be the ability to communicate on their exact level. Some are intrigued by those who appear smarter. Some are attracted to those who they feel they can teach. I believe attraction stems from the person’s unconscious belief that the person they are talking to can understand them better than anyone else around them.
Geoff, 22 – NSW

You never really know! You are just attracted to some people. Of course, with attraction there is lust and the emotional fascination. There are the feelings associated with it where butterflies could just burst out of your chest. A person’s personality that makes you feel fuzzy inside, and free. But you will never fully know why.

It’s unknown why you stay in a committed relationship, and when there’s that sudden urge to just maul someone who’s amazingly gorgeous it’s a personal decision as to whether they will be faithful or not. But at the same time, how is your partner’s love enough to sustain that self-control? It’s just an invisible rope that, if it’s strong enough, will hold your relationship together; will make you want to stay with that special someone forever. Who knows? You just have to find a medium where you are content with the person you are in love with, be that person male, female, or anywhere in-between.
Arty, 18 – NSW


What do you look for in a potential partner?
Some understanding of how the other works. Someone who just “gets you”. Ideally, they’d have to be honest, faithful, be a basically good person. I’d like them to have some goal in life, some kind direction of something they want to achieve (it doesn’t have to be materialistic). Somebody who can be open about themselves and their feelings, somebody who trusts me enough for them to tell me all the bad things.
Mitch, 23 – NSW

The fundamental thing I look for in a relationship is a best friend whom you’re in love with. What I want out of a relationship is to find this person and spend the rest of my life with them. So I guess I look for long term potential – the type of relationship where you will eventually marry and settle down together.
I like to be with someone with confidence and direction in their life and who is comfortable with their sexuality. Furthermore in a potential partner I look for someone who I can be myself around – nothing is more of a relationship killer that being with someone who expects you to change to fit their partner model – it always ends in unhappiness for both parties. This leads into communication – you must both be comfortable with communicating all your feelings with your partner, if you’re not comfortable with this and keep important things inside it will sour the relationship and cause distance between you both (I know this from experience). Trust, loyalty and fidelity must also be present.
Luke, 23 – QLD

The first thing I would look for would have to be a sense of humor; someone who can make me laugh and joke about things. But also, of course, someone who is caring; who wants to know more about me, always interested in the things that I do, and in learning more about me. Someone with a gentle nature – that’s what lures me in.
April, 19 – NSW




What is your idea of a romantic date?
My idea of romance isn’t exactly traditional. Romantic for me is a dinner out, followed by some sort of night out/event. Bowling perhaps. Romance to me is any situation which allows me to bond in a way separate from everyday activity. Bowling brings out my competitive side, and so it allows me to communicate with my partner differently. Being able to express that is important to me.
Geoff, 22 – NSW

In terms of a romantic date, I have two scenarios. First is being taken (or taking someone) out to dinner to a nice restaurant, somewhere where you wouldn’t normally go yourself. Booking beforehand is also nice, just shows a bit of serious attitude towards the whole thing. Sitting down and talking over a nice dinner and few glasses of wine and getting to know each other is always fun. Follow this with going to the movies to see something cheesy while you cuddle up with each other is always pretty romantic as well!

Another date I like is the simple picnic blanket by the beach – whether you prepare the meal or just grab takeout, it’s nice sitting there having a bite to eat while the sun goes down.
Luke, 23 – QLD